Oh boy is this one overdue! So, back in the frigid winter months of this year, I had won a toy from Zumio. I was so excited to have this little thingy because everyone and they mama was talking about it. Seeing all my blogging buddies talk about it was making me itch to get one. And I was blessed so let me bless you with this Fairy Tea!

First Impressions:

Ok, to start, the packaging? HOLO-lu-AGH! I’m a sucker for holographic and purple and pretty colors. Like, my hubby can tell you I have boxes I don’t even need because I just love how pretty they are. Seeing it made me even more excited to open it up and play right then and there.

Opening the box, I have to say, I was a little dumbfounded. The thing really did look like one of them fancy electric flossers you find at the local Target. Like, its charging deck and all looks like something you find in your bougie auntie’s Master Bathroom. Something Pretty Pink Lotus Bud had also notice, which makes me feel better about the thoughts.  The Zumio comes with its charging pod and cord, which is a simple micro USB, and a little cloth travel bag.

“Zumio excites your pleasure zone like nothing else” boast the tag line from myzumio.com. And it is true. I have not have had anything like it before. When I slipped it on my clit and turned it on the first setting, I yelped like a puppy. Hubby had come running because he thought I got hurt, hee hee. They also claim to make you bust a nut in 60 seconds (a minute) which, uh…no. But not because I didn’t like it.

See, I love intense pleasure. I love the extreme. But this was a new type of extreme and my first go with a more pinpoint toy. On top of my first time with an oscillating toy. With all the new, it was a lot at once. I had decided to keep playing with it to see if I would like it more. The fact I must use it like a pencil to “draw” on my clit was awkward at first, but after mastering it, not as much. I just couldn’t get use to the sensation though. Like, I really wanted to love this toy and I did manage to force an orgasm on two out, but I just can’t handle it.

Interestingly enough, the toy was meant to be used to for clits and the like, it makes a great tool for foreplay. I love using it on my nipples and Devil Food loves have the stem pressed on backside of his dick. So, I still use when I want to “warm up” myself or my partner.

Final thoughts:

I truly wanted to love the Zumio for what it was meant to be. But my partners love it more and for completely different reasons. And this isn’t so much a terrible thing because, that means it isn’t just some toy chilling in my box of “fuck no” collecting dust. But it just can’t replace my Hitachi. I feel someone like Super Smash Cache does it better justice for what it COULD BE for some who like these types of toys.

So, to recap:

• The Zumio is amazing for those who would love these types of sensations.
• I am not one of those people.
• It makes for great foreplay though
• I’m a true sucker for packaging

That’s all for now cupcakes!

Xoxo

Fairy Cake